Friday, May 6, 2011

Dear diary,

 

 

After last week I had finally made the small instable cat scratch tree in the kitchen slowly collapse and Mommy never even yelled at me, we needed to wait for four! days without being able to  look out the window. *sigh*

 

 

 

That’s why this morning I turned onto my back when Mommy promised this morning that we’ll get something new today. hehehehe

 

 

And then – FINALLY, at around 11 am it was delivered. Mommy calls it “cat drum”.

At first I wasn’t really interested in that strange thing…

But then Mommy got me – in the middle of the afternoon *grin*:

Oh well – and for your information… that’s where I stayed until she decided to finally let me use her computer… *sniff* – I’m feeling good in there – oh yes, and I decided to allow Cherie for a while to use  MY cat drum. *chuckle*

Jake

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Friday, May 20, 2011

Dear diary,

Today it’s May 20, it’s been about five months and something that I moved in here with Mommy. I still like it very much. Mommy gets me spoilt – I do get enough food – and I eat healthy – and Mommy doesn’t mind me using her bathtub (preferably without water of course) and I’m taken well care of. And no – I wash myself

 

 

It’s a good thing being home here.

Always before falling asleep I climb over Cherie and step on Mommy’s stomach, there I lay down and lick her chin a little – and then I climb back down and move over next to Cherie.

And I still open the drawer and remove the things in there when I feel like exercising. *grin*

To keep me busy, and because I’m always kidnapping the plant-play-balls, Mommy found today that I might need a compensation to the big toys. That’s why she brought me a dwarf-mouse. But I still don’t carry it back to Mommy – who cares and Mommy thinks she can train me. LOL Positive  girl, isn’t she?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

After playing I was exhausted and had to lay down.

Mommy found that looks great and she urgently needed to take a portrait picture:

 

 

Oh well – I need to go – soon it will be dinner time – I can’t miss that!

Jake

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Friday, May 27, 2012

 

 

Dear diary,

 

Oy… today I really hit the Jackpot… it started yesterday actually. I do have a water fountain… one for cats to drink water. It’s small and it belongs only to me. Of course sometimes Cherie drinks out of it too but I guess I can handle that.

To keep everything clean Mommy has set it up onto a towel. Yesterday I tried to make that entire thing slide to find out if it worked. Mommy has only heard a noise and me howling when I escaped from the kitchen – and then she ran into the kitchen, fully shocked – and ended on her butt on the ground.

What should I say? It was a pond in the kitchen. After Mommy sorted and counted her bones she checked me out and realized nothing was wrong with me – she thought I had only howled because of my wet paws.

She cleaned up and dried the floor, cleaned the drinking fountain and re-filled it – everything was okay.

Until this morning.

Whenever Mommy wants to get fresh air into the apartment, she feeds us, when we’re in the kitchen she quickly closes the kitchen door and then opens all the windows in the rest of the place. Some days I really don’t like that at all. After all I need to see and check what’s going on. I think I remembered how quick she ran yesterday after that noise – and I made the towel and water fountain slide…

I’m afraid Mommy just got dressed for a meeting – she flew into the kitchen and … what should I say? 2/3 gallons of water really become an impressive pond. But Mommy’s coccyx caught her fall. Unfortunately her meeting pants were “gone”.

Mommy didn’t complain…

She roared.

Geeeeeez – until that day I never had thought she’d be able to exhale noise of this kind of decibels… – to be on the safe side I took off. After she had cleaned up everything and permanently cussed like a truck driver she finalized applying her makeup – without my help of course (just to be on the safe side I decided to stay under the bed) – she left for the day.

When she returned I cuddled with her – I gave her “head”, purred within my Maine Coon possibilities and was just cute – after all one needs to make up for things, right?

Mommy looked around. The drawer was closed, the water fountain well filled, everything was at its place. This resulted in a cat sausage…

I KNEW she cannot be angry about me for long…. hehehehe

Then she took a few pics of me. I think they’re quite nice.

Me and my curtain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me cleaning:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Me being a model at work:

 

 

I think they’re quite acceptable, right? Of course they weren’t so nice without the subject – but now I need to go and cuddle with Mommy. I need to make sure she really and seriously forgives me the lake in the kitchen and her sore butt…

As the terminator would say: “I’lllll PEE PACK” *giggle*

(I’m not exactly 100% sure what he means: after all I use to pee too – but I prefer to do that alone – not in the pack… however… See you!)

Jake

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