Dear Miss Stewart,
Dear Mr. Pattinson,
I know. Again I’m late spreading the news. Even though this isn’t supposed to be an unfriendly letter which will only express my very own opinion; and even considering you Guys being the most entertaining gossip cause since “Brangelina”, I sill hope it will be the last letter I need to address to you.
No matter how much Iike Bella and Edward, I have to admit my incomparable sense of sarcastic humor is running dry on Kristen and Robert.
From what’s read today you Guys have reconciled. It seems you talked and have, as sources say, found out that you can’t live without each other. Rumors say that Mr. Pattinson, you have forgiven Miss Stewart for her “stupid mistake” and have already moved back in with her…
And they lived happily ever after? Blah blah…
You know, dear couple, I’d be happy for you two if I weren’t somehow still thinking about the possibility you both had made the entire thing up!
And of course I do need to immediately let the world know what I suspect…
Even this reconciliation comes at a handy time… that moment when your Twilight fans started getting impatient and kind of annoyed with you for still being separated and you, Mr. Pattinson still not having forgiven Miss Stewart; just that moment, End of September when the promotional tour on “Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 2″ is getting ready, a little over a month before it premiers, you Guys get back together…
Your producers are singing “Hallelujah”, your co-actors as well, you both profit from the hype about your separation and the two clear views of several producers who might have paid attention to you Guys for your acting skills during the entire theater… Congrats!!
Let me say it this way:
You Guys had been a beautiful couple and obviously in love. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t think that entire “cheating scenario” has really happened. If you had planned on doing this for promotional reasons and your fans find out – you’ll be ruined… I’m afraid, none of them will ever look at you again… and one day you will read online how “highly” they think about you.
If for some unexplainable reason you Guys seriously HAD problems and have reconciled… then good luck.
I still love the Twilight Series – and you do make it a great experience – I really think you had potential to become GRANDE in Hollywood… I just lost confidence in both of you.
R. Y.
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Picutre to find at: http://moviecarpet.com/movies-2012/movies-november-2012/the-twilight-saga-breaking-dawn-part-2
Hi,
Since I haven’t seen this series in Germany, yet I have been kept up on what is going on through your articles. So, they have gotten back together again. I can only say I agree with you. If this was a ploy to boost up the popularity or gain more viewers, then they used the wrong advertising mechanisms. Haven’t they heard that you must be careful about the methods used because they could backfire and become true? Oh, well, I hope for the best to the both of them, but if it were a hoax, then they have lost the respect of their audience and they have also lost one potential viewer.
Loved your article Raani. Great job. My breaktime is now over, so I am going back to my bookkeeping, but I enjoyed the break with your articles.
Love you.
Ciao,
Patricia
Hello Patricia,
Thanks for enjoying your break with my blog posts. That really IS an honor for me.
Concerning these two: I’m just not sure what else to think? I just guess for someone who’s normally so private as to keep silent about an obvious relationship and refuses to spread out any kind of news about her and her boyfriend it seems quite impossible to kiss a married man in public as Kristen Stewart did.
The more I thought about it, the more logical it seemed…
Oh well… since even the reconciliation is fact here and rumor there (you know those magazines) we will soon enough be updated…
Thanks again for your comment and you sacrificing your break!
love you
Raani
Ouch! You are really expressing yourself, Raani. I suppose you are just as tired of the Hollywood hype as we all are.
I don’t know this couple, but I hope that they wouldn’t treat their fans like this.
They make a beautiful couple, however (at least their photo is beautiful).
Let us pray for better days, huh?
Hi Cherrye,
Thank you for your support and comment. You know, since I started the “Letter to celebrities” category and tried to keep myself a little more updated about the Hollywood gossip I learnt one thing: shaking my head in disbelief. *grin*
Of course, to me too some celebrities are more sympathetic and interesting than others, and I really liked these two. When hearing they got together I too found they made a beautiful couple.
But in case they really faked that entire thing – they will get the receipt. (And I’m not even talking about me). I just personally think their fans will rip them to shreds.
What made me smile was you finding, that I’m espressing myself… with this? Dear Cherrye, this is harmless… you might want to wait until I come up with letters to Tom Cruise and Madonna. LOOOOOL
You are so into them. I had not heard those rumors. Though as you say, it would be incredibly convenient.
*chuckle* – I just chose the upcoming gossip *grin*
I do admit though, that I like Twilight – I’m just getting slightly annoyed with the actors…LOL
I think you are right – all promotion.
I could imagine too… even though I hope I’m wrong… *sigh*
Raani–another good one. If any of these people you go after for their lack of brains, good sense or morality, see you coming, I am pretty sure they will take off running–and rightly so. You go Tiger!!
*roar* LOL – I just pick up the latest gossip and express my opinion… and I have to admit… for a woman who doesn’t like to be told off I am quite annoying… *sigh*
Thank you so much for your comment, Micki!!
Your posts make me smile – ahhhh young love. They’re both way too young to be even thinking about marriage or long term relationships. I also think we’ll maybe hear more from him, but (in my humble opinion) her acting abilities are so limited that I hope she is saving her money and making wise investments right now – because in 5 years people will say “Kristen who?” Unlike Vampires, an actor’s career rarely lasts forever.
Hi Juliette. Thank you very much for commenting. – I know what you mean about young love… even I was young, innocent and in love once… it was a long time ago… *sigh*
I personally think you’re right. They’re too young for this… but however… if they would get married eventually and he’ll move forward with his career as you think, she’ll be covered and doesn’t need to save money. LOL
I’m not exactly sure yet about her abilities… I just got annoyed by her earlier behavior…
But we’ll see what “In-Touch”, the “Examiner” and “Perez Hilton” will uncover. *chuckle*
You are so right… about the often short career of actors compared to Vampires… – there are exceptions though… let’s say for example Robert de Niro… he definitely is a great, actor, famous for decades. (Even though by thinking about the way he looks lately I have to say… I’m not sure he isn’t in fact… oh – never mind…) LOL
Hi Raani: Found your blog on LinkedIn. Interesting post! It kind of sounds like you’re sick of the whole hype scene, and have a healthy skepticism toward the whole breakup saga. I don’t know if it’s true or not, and I can’t say that I really care. I don’t follow the couple, although I did notice he seemed rather nonchalant on an interview I caught on one of the morning news shows. At any rate, your post was entertaining and interesting……it’s cool to read and a fun start to my morning!
Hello,
Thank you very much for stepping by and commenting. I’m happy I could make you smile and having fun with the blog post.
I don’t know what exactly I should think about certain things. I do sometimes think gossip is fun since it amuses me – but if there’s too much of certain people around, I’m quickly getting tired of it…
Since I’m sometimes nearly drowning in sarcasm I thought I’d turn it into a category of my blog: “complaining”. LOL
Again thank you!
Well, I don’t follow the Hollywood scene at all. . .too much drama, which may or may not even be real (as you pointed out so graciously). Anyway, hopefully the couple (if indeed a couple) will make it through yet another stage of their never ending love ‘affair’:>)
I must add that you do have a way with words that definitely makes it an interesting read whether I am into the scene or not! *smile*
Thank you very much Sharla. I really appreciate your comment and compliment!
We’ll see what’s happening with them.